Check the tank too, just to be sa- OH GOD IT HAS A SNORKEL!!!

Always look before you sit.

Spending summer or winter in a cabin that hasn’t been lived in the other 11 months of the year is a trial by cobweb. You never get used to waking up with a huge, hairy, 8-legged beast a foot from your face, but I did manage to learn to check the toilet seat. Pro-tip: use the tip of you shoe, preferably one made of kevlar that goes up to your knees.